Don't recognize her face? Well, you might recognize her vagina, because one of the pre-teen sets hottest role models, Vanessa Hudgens, just unleashed her 18 year-old flower to the world in highly-circulated photos hitting the web at the end of last week. Hudgens is a huge star in her own right; one of the main characters of the wildly successful "High School Musical" t.v. movies, and a gold-record selling recording artist, these pictures couldn't have smacked her in the face at a worse time.After the insane popularity of "High School Musical 2" which debuted on the Disney Channel in August to record-setting cable numbers, Walt Disney Pictures has widely decided to release the third, and potentially last, installment of the series to the silver screen, with none of the original cast members tied to contracts. That means Disney's shelling out 99% of its budget solely on signing the talent. Unfortunately for Hudgens, negotiations are still ongoing and what could have been a $5 million paycheck could be significantly reduced now. At least, thats probably how Disney's looking at the situation. But, alas, there are a few positive mentions in Hudgens' corner.
First off, she's the main character in a major pre-teen marketed product. Whether or not 10 year-old girls come across these (highly enjoyable) pictures across the net, parents would probably have an easier time explaning the appearance of such pictures, instead of explaining to their crying child why their favorite character in these inane movies isn't around anymore. Point, Hudgens. Secondly, she's fucking Zac Efron, the other main character!! Although neither have released an official statment to confirm it, it's pretty much well known that the two are dating, and with that kind of clout, (aka. a hot piece of ass), its safe to say that so long as Hudgens keeps Efron around her, (or, for that matter, IN her - buh dum bum CHHH!!), he'll pretty much vouch for her during these heady salary negotiations.
So don't fret my dear Hudgens. You may have been dumb enough to take nude, adolescent pictures of yourself when you know you're damn famous and everything leaks these days, but if you just keep fucking your boyfriend, the world's gonna be alllllright for you. Go High School Musical 3.
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